Would I Lie to You?

28 05 2009

lie 001Why lie?

Because lying is the single most valuable skill you can have as a criminal.

Lying is easy. It takes no effort. All you have to do is stand there. And lie.

Lying can get you stuff.  “Mom, I didn’t have a snack yet”.  Or “Mom, Dad said I could have a treat”.  Both of these might be lies, but either might get you what you want.

Lying can get you out of trouble. “I didn’t do it”.  A simple lie. Simple but effective.

When telling a lie always look Mom or Dad right in the eye. And don’t blink.

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